LAWBLOG was created on Saturday February 1, 2003 as a form of procrastination from the typical Saturday afternoon work that accompanies the writer's life. The page was inspired by blogs of other strangers, who, in their pain and anguish, have brought laughter and joy to the writer. It is the writer's hope that some stranger will come upon this page, and realize that the writer also belongs in the coveted category of village idiot.

 
WARNING - HIGHLY DISTASTEFUL BLOG - READ AT YOUR OWN RISK - so the latest rage in the T-DOT is this SARS outbreak stuff. i guess its because of the multitude of chinese people in the area, which even without SARS, is a cause for concern for some people (see dan's crazy chinese-white girl from guelph - but that is another BLOG). anyways, i have been spammed about five times in the past few days telling me to avoid many places, based on rumours that some person at sometime may have possibly been diagnosed with SARS. included in these lists are "finch and midland - dr. chan"......what the hell is that? if that isn't a tip off that this spam was sent by some internet junkie white kid, i don't know what is. can you get more generic? the answer is yes, based on the final comment that you should "avoid all areas with dense populations of chinese people". however, i think the funniest part about this is the reaction of chinese people to the situation. in today's Star, they showed a picture of the normally overcrowded pacific mall on the weekend. the place appeared virtually empty because the silly chinese people are all now running scared. even drew's mom got into the act, and told him to avoid me (probably because my dad works at the hospital). my rant goes something like this: "the disease is AIRBOURNE you idiots. at this point, it has spread to the degree that it is not exclusive to chinese people. simply avoiding chinese places is not going to protect you....for my part, i'm heading to pacific mall to see if i can take advantage of the low volume of people / and revenues in stores and score myself some deals on electronics....oh yeah, one other thing....my parents were quarantined over the weekend, because of the hospital closure, and as you know, ANY contact with someone who may have been exposed can put you in danger. so if you have read any or all of the BLOG, you've been infected....you're IT. eat it.
posted by LAW at 11:52 AM

 
jenny jen had big boobs on saturday. i think she liked it. ask her about it.
posted by LAW at 10:21 AM

 
Survivor rant
So yesterday, I finally had a chance to watch some TV. So I had heard that survivor was pitching a boys versus girls version of the show this time around, so i figured, they must have cast some hotties on the show, and clearly, this is worthy of my time, so i sat down to watch. i quickly realized that this was time well spent as the cuter girls went about bathing each other in the amazon. i am certain that at least one of them will grace the cover of maxim or FHM after its all over. but that is NOT what i want to talk about today. What is really bugging me is that idiot DAN (the chinese tax accountant from Houston - how stereotypical can you get) who got kicked off yesterday. how stupid can this guy be? if you were watching, you'd know that this dumbass pulled the race card at the tribal council, and i would think that this was his final nail in the coffin. I mean, first of all, its not the most advisable thing to say that you are chinese and you don't fit in with the other 7 WHITE GUYS, just before they decide if you are going to be kicked off. He's basically calling them racist and then asking them not to vote him off...Second of all, the DUDE IS FROM HOUSTON. I think him and my brother are the only chinese people there. EVERYDAY he's surrounded by thousands of white people and only on survivor does he realize that he doesn't fit in? .....i think that dude spent a little too much time in the gym and not enough time studying like regular chinese people. And THEN, in his closing remarks, he tells Roger (some old white dude), "someone put a stop payment on your reality check". WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT? WAS THAT SOME KIND OF ACCOUNTANT JOKE? WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU? To Dan, you've misrepresented us stereotypical Chinese accountants on national TV. go home and cry in your cubicle. if i were your boss, i'd fire your ass.

damn americans, i hate those bastards.....
posted by LAW at 9:58 AM

 
you would think that after a full week, that i would have a lot to talk about. but the truth of that matter is, i don't. it was a pretty ordinary week, of too much work, complaining about work, and overeating at congee wong three times. so i guess im gonna talk about the nba all star game, since its on tv right now. first thing i have to say is BORING! i feel sorry for anyone who actually paid to watch this crap. i had to turn it off after about five minutes. however, i just happened to turn back in time to watch mariah and her boobs hanging out of her michael jorden dress/jersey thing. anyways, i don't really know what the story was behind vince giving up his starting spot for jordan, though it was probably some sort of peer pressure. in the end its a bunch of bs. the fans voted and they should get what they get. otherwise, what is the point in voting. and why is it that vc needs to give up his spot anyways? there are other starters who want to do that for jordan, so why didn't he just take their spot? now vince is gonna look like a fool for the papers tomorrow. but like i said before, no one gives a crap, lets get on with the season.
posted by LAW at 10:34 PM

 
after todays raptor game, i have been confronted with some very important questions based on this guy sitting near me in the stands....#1. would i go to a ball game by myself (i know i would go to a movie by myself). #2. would i go dressed in various raptor paraphenalia and a wierd looking dwarf mask. #3. would i be so deluded that waving my hands back and forth during a free throw while sitting in the CORNER of the UPPER DECK would make any kind of difference to the shooter? #4. would i do this simply for the pure amusement of the rest of the crowd around me? i dunno the answers to any of these things, but maybe if we make the playoffs this year, then i'll do it.
posted by LAW at 7:01 PM

 
so today i headed to st mikes cathedral downtown for church before the b-ball game. something strange that i saw that ive never seen before, but have thought about on many occassions. i dont really have a hard opinion on it, but it seems wierd. you see, service was going on and eventually it came to collections time, where you put money into an offering plate. so this lady puts a twenty into the plate, and proceeds to dig through the plate for change. she pulls out three fivers and passes the plate on. so it beggs the question, should you be taking change from the collection bin? isnt that like throwing a loonie into the fountain and taking ninety-nine cents out as change? aren't you then robbing someone of their wish? thought theres definitely nothing wrong with the act financially, theres still something about it that seems wierd. thats my take.
posted by LAW at 6:57 PM

 
well, i was just thinking to myself about how i really don't have anything to say. but things have a way of working themselves out. so tonight, my plans with a friend were thwarted, and so i decided, to go and watch a movie by myself. since i am the only person in the western world who had not yet seen lord of the rings:the two towers, i decided, that three hours by myself in a movie theatre would help to pass the time quite well. feeling like i would treat myself, i decided to buy myself some candy and coke at the rip-off snackbar and proceeded towards the theatre. as i walk into the theatre, some dude decides not to look where hes going and smacks right into me, spilling my coke all over me (he miraculously was able to stay quite dry). as i looked at him in shock, he scrambled and gave me five bucks for a new drink. at that point, i looked helplessly at the ticket dude who saw the whole thing. he could hardly contain his laughter, and pointed me to the washroom. so lets recap. ditched on a saturday. went to a movie alone. only one not to watch most popular movie of the year. drink spilled on in public. laughed at by fifteen year old ticket dude. and the hits just keep on comin......
posted by LAW at 12:27 AM

 
Today is my first blog. Why have I decided to join the ever growing craze that is blog you may ask? Well, I think the answer lies within the scenario. Today is Chinese New Year, and I am sitting in the office doing work that I should have finished during the week. If you know me, then I think that explains everything.
posted by LAW at 3:01 PM